He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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