If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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