on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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