That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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