I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Your penis caused this!
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