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at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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