his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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