It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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