so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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