we're blogging at a bar
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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