just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
