Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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