Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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