So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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