Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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