I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
