after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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