Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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