How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
The air taste purple.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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