Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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