The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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