Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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