at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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