nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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