I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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