You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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