I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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