This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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