It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
