Porn is love you can see.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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