Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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