She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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