susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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