you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
