i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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