Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Fuck appropriateness.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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