You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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