well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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