i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize