I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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