So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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