OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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