if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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