we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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