ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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