haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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