If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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