3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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