: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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