Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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