i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.