i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.