I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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