haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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