He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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