I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
did you just send me my own nude
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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