I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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