Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
